Cry for me, Argentina

sadfootballers:

Just so you know, we’ve been waiting the entire tournament to use that headline. But Argentina just kept on winning, and we had to bide our time (for the record, if Germany had lost we had “So Klose, and yet so far” ready to go).

We don’t need to recap what happened; you all know by now. So without further ado, we present the sad footballers of Argentina.

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This is the saddest Abbey Road tribute photo we’ve ever seen.

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 Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…

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(Photos: Nelson Almeida/Getty Images)

"This is the saddest Abbey Road tribute photo we’ve ever seen."

ALLE KOCHREZEPTE DIESER WELT LÜGEN!

…denn wenn dort z.B. steht “Vorbereitungszeit: 10 Minuten, Kochzeit: 15 Minuten”, dann rechnen sie nie die tatsächlichen Variablen mit ein:

"vorher dreckiges Geschirr wegräumen/abspülen: 15 Minuten, Arbeitsplatten reinigen: 3 Minuten, Cerankochfeld reinigen: 3 Minuten, übervollen Mülleimer rausbringen und leeren Beutel nachfüllen: 4 Minuten, richtige Musik zum Kochen auswählen: 10 Minuten, Zutaten für das Rezept in der Küche finden: 10 Minuten, überlegen was man statt der vorgeschriebenen Zutaten nehmen kann: 10 Minuten, undsoweiter…

Zum Schluss steht man für ein 5-Minuten-Gericht wieder 2 Stunden in der Küche und fragt sich wieso? Jetzt weiss man, warum…

(via casimodo)

Now reading: Robert Sheckley | Options (1975)

Tom Mishkin is piloting another routine supply flight when he hears an unusual noise and gets the distressing news: he’s about to be stranded on a backward planet and forced to hike across unknown, and probably hostile, terrain to find a cache of spare parts and get going again. Mishkin’s journey introduces him to strange aliens like a five-headed man-eating snake with Mob connections as his trek slowly warps into a metaphysical search for his soul and the meaning of human existence…

Now reading: Robert Sheckley | Options (1975)

Tom Mishkin is piloting another routine supply flight when he hears an unusual noise and gets the distressing news: he’s about to be stranded on a backward planet and forced to hike across unknown, and probably hostile, terrain to find a cache of spare parts and get going again. Mishkin’s journey introduces him to strange aliens like a five-headed man-eating snake with Mob connections as his trek slowly warps into a metaphysical search for his soul and the meaning of human existence…